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Meet our members.
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The International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists has over three hundred thousand members worldwide - all active practitioners of non nude naturalism.
As we build up this new website we will introduce you to many of our members - below are just a few.
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MEMBER NAME: Elle Ovabadie
HOBBY: Teasing men
OCCUPATION: Assistant Associate Sewage Inspector
QUOTE: “I am very, very shy. Thats why I could never be seen in public without my clothes on. But I do like to tease!'
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MEMBER NAME: Bertha Hubbard
HOBBY: Lice destruction; spewing bile
OCCUPATION: Telemarketer
QUOTE: “For the first time in years, people no longer assume I’m a moronic harlot simply because of the way I’m dressed. Now they can find it out after attempting to engage in conversations with me involving words with more that two syllables! Thanks, IAFCN!”
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MEMBER NAME: Ann “Big-Ann” Schuessler
HOBBIES: Reading; calligraphy; testing automatic assault rifles
OCCUPATION: Librarian and part tip lap dancer
QUOTE: “I was devastated when my job relocated me Canada, where I feared the chilly temperatures would bring my nudist existence to a screeching halt. But now, as a member of IAFCN, I’m warm all over. Eh?”
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MEMBER NAME: Lisa Alvarez
HOBBIES: Drag racing
OCCUPATION: Mother of septuplets
QUOTE: “With seven children, I often lack the energy, the time, or simply the will to fully dress myself. After joining my local chapter, I have now found the perfect excuse: It’s because I am a proud member of the International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists, fully supportive of their ideals, goals, and mission statement. I guess.”
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MEMBER NAME: David McAfee
HOBBIES: Shopping; stealing pens
OCCUPATION: Accountant
QUOTE: “Enjoying my days (and nights!) as a Fully Clothed Naturalist truly allowed my feminine side to burst through. I never knew life was so revealing!”
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MEMBER NAME: Glimmer
HOBBIES: Birdwatching; ovulating
OCCUPATION: Systems analyst (claimed for tax purpose); prostitute (actual)
QUOTE: “My work life has become so much more enjoyable ever since I began insisting on practicing my nudism with my clothes on. My pimp—my BOSS, I mean, my boss—has never been unhappier, which is excellent, as he is a sot.”
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MEMBER NAME: Rainbow Smith
HOBBIES: Avoiding verifiable contributions to society
OCCUPATION: Like, not hating, man
QUOTE: “Ohhhhhhhh, we, like, don’t wear clothes? While wearing clothes? Crazy.”
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MEMBER NAME: Melanie Mynee
HOBBIES: teasing men by wearing sexy mini skirts and short dresses; eating
OCCUPATION: tattoo artist
QUOTE: “clothes should reveal, not conceal - that's why I'm a member of the International Society for Fully Clothed Nudists.”
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