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Application Form to join the International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists.
Please note that the life of a Naturalist is not an easy one. Not everyone is fully capable of feeling truly comfortable enough with their bodies that they are willing to actually wear clothing upon them.
To all who are interested in joining our way of life, please read and reflect carefully upon the following questions and answer in full. We do not discriminate on the basis of sex, age, ethnicity, sexual orientation, marital status, religion, or nationality, but if you emit unpleasant odors of any kind, you are right out.
Question #1: Do you enjoy nudity?
Question #2: Do you enjoy being nude in public as well as in private?
Question #3: Be honest.
Question #4: How often are you nude without the restriction of clothing?
Question #5: Really? That often?
Question #6: Wow, you’re really sick.
Question #7: Are you too embarrassed to be seen without proper clothing?
Question #8: I should hope so. I mean, look at you.
Question #9: No, seriously, look at you. Ew.
Question #10: Have you ever been arrested for public indecency?
Question #11: If not, why not?
Question #12: Is it because you’re a great big prude?
Question #13: How ugly are you?
Question #14: Where do you live?
Question #15: True or false: I hear it’s very nice there, especially this time of year.
Question #16: Are you willing to associate with weird psycho nudity freaks such as yourself on a regular basis?
Question #17: What’s your sign?
Question #18: Not that it matters. We were just being polite.
Question #19: Are you willing to throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care, and if you’re ready to rock, then say “OH YEAH!”?
Question #20: Is that a candy bar you’re eating?
Question #21: Can I have some?
Question #22: Well, screw you too, buddy.
Question #23: Can you say “International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists” three times fast?
Question #24: Do you have $1500?
Question #25: Can you send it to us?
IF YES TO QUESTIONS #24-25 , AS THE REST DON’T REALLY MATTER: Welcome to the International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists!
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