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In this sample conversation, discover how to answer rude and generally socially unacceptable inquiries about your alternative lifestyle. This template addresses any and all deep philosophical, religious, and cultural challenges you may experience as a charter member of the International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists.
Q. Youíre a what?
A. I am a Fully Clothed Naturist.
Q. A what?
A. A Fully Clothed Naturist.
Q. But what does that mean?
A. It means that enjoy being clothed, yet nude.
Q. Thatís the stupidest thing Iíve ever heard.
A. Iím not stupid! YOUíRE stupid!
Q. No, YOU are!
A. No, YOU are!
Q. No, YOU are!
A. No, YOU are!
Dialogues such as these are the only way to advance our cause. Please address all doubters and questioners with love, respect, and an open mind. Remember that they, too, beneath all those clothes, are naked just like you.
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