Do you like
to have fun? Sure, we all do—it’s fun when we’re having fun!
a sample calendar from one of our happy, fully natural chapters. What are
you waiting for? Free yourself the restriction of clothes and pick up a
croquet mallet! Although not necessarily in that order! Fully Clothed
Natural fun is right around the bend.
Day Party: Members renew resolutions to maintain nudity even while in a
fully clothed situation.
Location to be announced. Let’s not have a repeat of last year’s “Let’s See
How Many People We Can Fit In the Hot Tub” incident, all right?
Day Dance: This is our members’ big chance to put our principles of
naturalism into action with a member of the opposite (or, should s/he
desire, the same) sex. It’s an excellent chance to introduce a suspicious
spouse or significant other to the world of Fully Clothed Naturalism, by
which we mean, this event involves a significant amount of alcohol.
First Day of
Spring Ritual: Members celebrate the arrival of warmer weather by dancing
about in a meadow of choice. Non-clothed nudity may or may not occur,
depending upon the amount of law enforcement professionals in the area.
Easter/Passover/Religion of Choice Potluck Brunch: Please bring a food item
in a non-returnable container. We don’t care what religion you are. We
just care that everybody goes home with the proper Tupperware.
National kickoff celebration. Members place bets on which jockeys are naked
beneath their silks.
International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists Convention! We are
still in search of a location to hold all of our members. Bob in the Member
Services office is working on renting a reasonably priced one-room,
think of anything to do for June. Maybe something in a park with ducks.
People like ducks.
highlight of the year for our female members: The Miss Fully Clothed
Naturists Beauty Competition. Applications may be obtained from your
chapter office. One application per member. One gender per member.
Tournament: Shirts vs. Shirts
meeting of the International Association of Fully Clothed Naturalists
Literary Society: This year’s meeting will convene in Zimbabwe. Anybody
who knows where Zimbabwe is actually located, please contact your chapter.
Cross-cultural dance party with the International Association of Unclothed
Naturists. Clothing potentially optional.
Festival! Rake naked!
Halloween celebration is marked by a costume contest and parade. Members
are required to cover at least one foot.
encouraged to contact their political representatives in an effort for
official recognition of World International Association of Fully Clothed
Naturists Day, in which we will encourage our non-Naturist brothers and
sisters to rally for our cause by wearing clothes. O glorious day!
celebration: “Eight Nights of Fully Decent Nudity.”
luncheon. Please bring your own presents. And food. And alcohol. And
boots. And clothes.
Eve party; clothing required, underwear optional