Application Form to join the
International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists.
Please note that the life of a
Naturalist is not an easy one. Not everyone is fully capable of feeling
truly comfortable enough with their bodies that they are willing to actually
wear clothing upon them.
To all who are interested in
joining our way of life, please read and reflect carefully upon the
following questions and answer in full. We do not discriminate on the basis
of sex, age, ethnicity, sexual orientation, marital status, religion, or
nationality, but if you emit unpleasant odors of any kind, you are right
Question #1: Do you enjoy
Question #2: Do you enjoy being
nude in public as well as in private?
Question #3: Be honest.
Question #4: How often are you
nude without the restriction of clothing?
Question #5: Really? That
Question #6: Wow, you’re really
Question #7: Are you too
embarrassed to be seen without proper clothing?
Question #8: I should hope so.
I mean, look at you.
Question #9: No, seriously,
look at you. Ew.
Question #10: Have you ever been
arrested for public indecency?
Question #11: If not, why not?
Question #12: Is it because
you’re a great big prude?
Question #13: How ugly are you?
Question #14: Where do you live?
Question #15: True or false: I
hear it’s very nice there, especially this time of year.
Question #16: Are you willing to
associate with weird psycho nudity freaks such as yourself on a regular
Question #17: What’s your sign?
Question #18: Not that it
matters. We were just being polite.
Question #19: Are you willing to
throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care, and if
you’re ready to rock, then say “OH YEAH!”?
Question #20: Is that a candy
bar you’re eating?
Question #21: Can I have some?
Question #22: Well, screw you
Question #23: Can you say
“International Association of Fully Clothed Naturists” three times fast?
Question #24: Do you have $1500?
Question #25: Can you send it to
IF YES TO QUESTIONS #24-25 , AS
THE REST DON’T REALLY MATTER: Welcome to the International Association of
Fully Clothed Naturists!