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A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me two whiskies." The bartender obliges. The man looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more whiskies." So the bartender gives him two more whiskies. The man looks into his wallet again and says, "Give me two more whiskies." The man went on like this until he had put down twenty whiskies, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more whiskies. The bartender is intrigued by the customers behaviour and asks, "What do you keep looking at in your wallet?" "The more I drink," sobbed the man, taking a photo from the wallet, "the less ugly my wife becomes." |
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