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Shopper's DictionaryBank Balance: A negative integer that increases hourly. Shopping Mall: A glimpse of heaven in Versace and Armani. Shoe: Something that occasionally comes in pairs but more usually in eights. Handbag: A status symbol that contains a microcosm of chaos. Loyalty Card: A method a shop uses to persuade shoppers to only shop with them. Every woman is loyal to at least fifty shops. Changing Room: An area of a shop set aside to allow you to try on things that you wouldn’t dare wear and those outfits which are way beyond your budget. Cash Register: A device that calculates the cost of your purchases and tells you that it is five times greater than you expected. Sales Assistant: A person who asks if she can help you then doesn’t. Cash: A tradable substance which unfortunately quickly evaporates from a woman’s purse. Credit Card: A method of paying which lets you buy today – cry tomorrow.
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