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              1) Chairperson's opening address 
               
              The chairperson will cordially welcome the guests and may make a few humorous remarks. 
                
              2) The meal commences with the recital of Selkirk Grace: 
              Selkirk Grace 
              Some hae meat and cannot eat. 
              Some cannot eat that want it: 
              But we hae meat and we can eat, 
              Sae let the Lord be thankit. 
                
              3) Parade o’ the Haggis
  
              The company stand to receive the haggis. A piper leads the chef, carrying the haggis to the top table, while the guests accompany them with a slow handclap. 
                
              4) Address tae the Haggis 
              The chairman or an invited guest recites Burns' poem ‘To A Haggis’. When he reaches the line 'an cut you up wi' ready slight', he cuts open the haggis with a sharp knife. 
              It's customary for the company to applaud the speaker then stand and toast the Haggis with a glass of whisky. 
               
              5) The meal. 
              A typical meal would be: 
              Cock-a-leekie soup  = =  Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.  = =  Tyspy Laird (sherry trifle) 
               
                
              6) The Immortal Memory 
               
              One of the main features of the evening is a short speech on Rabbie Burns from an invited guest. 
               
               
              7) Toast To The Lasses 
               
              The main speech is followed by a more light-hearted address to the women in the audience. This, originally, was to thank the ladies for preparing the food and a time to toast the 'lasses' in Burns' life. The tone of the speech should be witty, but never offensive. 
               
               
              8) Lasses  Response 
               
              One of the ladies will make a short, humorous speech on the topic of men’s shortcoming. 
               
               
              9) Poems and Songs 
               
              Once the speeches are complete the evening continues with songs and poems. Favourites for recitations are Tam o' Shanter, Green grow the rashes o, Address to the Unco Guid, To A Mouse and Holy Willie's Prayer. These and others are shown in the table below 
               
              The evening will culminate with the company standing, linking hands and singing Auld Lang Syne to conclude the program.  
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                     Burns’ Songs and Poems         
                    Click on links for the words 
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                     Address to the Unco Guid 
                    Auld Lang Syne 
                    Banks O Doon ( Ye Banks & Braes ) 
                    Green grow the rashes o 
                    Holy Willie's Prayer 
                    Lass of Ballochmyle 
                    O my Luve's like a red red rose 
                    Rantin rovin Robin 
                    Tam o' Shanter 
                    The Braes O'Killiecrankie 
                    To a Haggis 
                    To A Mouse 
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              Enjoy your Burns' Supper 
                
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