One More Minute - Weird Al Yankovic 

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One More Minute - Weird Al Yankovic 
 
Well, I heard that you're leavin'
Gonna leave me far behind
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodens
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
 

2nd Verse
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feelin' down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
 

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
 

 

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
 

Again and again and again and again and again
Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'
 

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
 

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you
 

 

My Bologna
(parody of "My Sherona" by The Knack)

 

 

 

 

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