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The ultimate questions

Why is lemon juice mainly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemon?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the person who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

 Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, which side up would it land?

 If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

 When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their protest signs?

 If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


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