Christmas jokes : Merry Christmas joke
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
'‘I don't like sprouts’ :
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
The 3 stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus!
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus!
3) You are Santa Claus!
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