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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 



What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 



What's the most popular wine at Christmas? 

'‘I don't like sprouts’ : 


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 



Why was Santa's little helper depressed? 

Because he had low elf esteem. 


Knock, knock! 

Who's there? 


Mary who? 

Mary Christmas! 


The 3 stages of life: 

1) You believe in Santa Claus! 

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus! 

3) You are Santa Claus!


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