Death by Chocolate Jokes
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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
I often lie awake at night
wondering if in this huge and mysterious universe there might be planets
with nicer chocolate than ours.
Tea is for old maids, coffee
for bores. Hot chocolate is the drink for lovers.
I never leave home without
an emergency supply of chocolate – you sure get some funny looks wearing
a haversack to weddings and funerals!
She was a sensual lady,
elegant and sophisticated. Slowly and deliberately she removed the bar of
rich dark chocolate from her silk handbag. She unwrapped it seductively as
if she were removing her clothes. Strange – it’s the first time I’ve
ever seen a chocolate bar wearing satin lingerie.
During a hectic, stressful
day steal a soothing moment, indulge yourself, eat some chocolate. For
those precious moments you escape to the warm tranquillity of a tropical
island. Afterwards you feel pleasantly exhilarated, revitalised, ready
once more to conquer the world.
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