Chocolate Cookies Jokes
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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
I would never advocate
having chocolate in moderation Ė thatís about as useless as having sex
with all your clothes on. No Ė if youíre going sin do it properly.
Only an orgy of chocolate could possibly provide the satisfaction you
Itís a well known fact
that absence makes the heart grow fonder and it would benefit all
chocolate lovers to choose one day of the year when they totally abstain
from eating or drinking any form of chocolate. Personally I suggest the 29th
of February as the ideal date.
You can be certain that
youíre obsessed with chocolate if while your eating one chocolate bar
youíre dreaming about the next.
Champagne is the poor
manís drinking chocolate.
Chocolate is more desirable
than sex Ė whoís ever heard of an eighty year old thatís not capable
of having chocolate?
Much of the pleasure of
eating chocolate is in the anticipation. That magical time between
unwrapping your chocolate treat and actually partaking of its pleasures.
The waiting is an important part of the ceremony and, to gain maximum
enjoyment, must be cultivated. My personal best is 2.2 seconds.
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