Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
Romance : The art of slowly
and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.
Diet : Cutting down from twelve to eleven chocolate gateaux per day.
Recipe : A formula to ensure that chocolate is included in everything from
baked potatoes to onion soup.
Self Control : Saving half your box of chocolates until 'later'.
Ultimate Act of Generosity : Grudgingly giving someone a square of your
Love : A passionate need for another. Many believe that true love is only
possible with one chocolate bar at a time.
Unrequited Love : When your chocolate cake just doesn't seem to care about
you any more.
Aphrodisiac: Chocolate covered oysters served with chocolate flavoured
Chocophobia : The totally logical fear that the world will run out of
Glutton : Anyone who refuses to share with you.
Affair : Having a wonderful time with one chocolate ice cream while
another is patiently waiting in the fridge.
Sex Appeal : Being so 'hot' that you cause chocolate to melt at first