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Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.

 Edward Hoagland

 

The end comes when we no longer talk with ourselves. It is the end of genuine thinking and the beginning of the final loneliness.

 Eric Hoffer

 

To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.

 Oliver Wendel Holmes Jr.

 

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 Oliver Wendell Holmes

 

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

 Bob Hope

 

Those who search beyond the natural limits will retain good hearing and clear vision, their bodies will remain light and strong, and although they grow old in years they will remain able-bodied and flourishing; and those who are able-bodied can govern to

 Huang Ti

 

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

 Victor Hugo

 

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

 Washington Irving

 

My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me.

 Thomas Jefferson

 

At last now you can be what the old cannot recall and the young long for in dreams, yet still include them all.

 Elizabeth Jennings

 

Wrecked on the lee shore of age.

 Sarah Orne Jewett

 

When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little did I suspect that I should be at forty-nine, what I now am.

 Samuel Johnson

 

From the middle of life onward, only he remains vitally alive who is ready to die with life.

 Carl Jung

 

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

 (Decimus Junius Juvenalis) Juvenal

 

In my twenties, my pleasures tended to be physical. In my thirties, my pleasures tended to be intellectual. I can't say which was more exquisite.

 Steve Kangas

 

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

 Garson Kanin

 

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

 Dorothea Kent

 

For the last third of life there remains only work. It alone is always stimulating, rejuvenating, exciting and satisfying.

 KThe Kollwitz

 

The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination.

 Louis Kronenberger

 

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.

 Maggie Kuhn

 

Few people know how to be old.

 Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 

Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name.

 Philip Larkin

 

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

 Doug Larson

 

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

 Tom Lehrer

 

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

 Prue Leith

 

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.

 Doris Lessing

 

I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become.

 Rush Limbaugh

 

Like spring, but it is too young. I like summer, but it is too proud. So I like best of all autumn, because its tone is mellower, its colors are richer, and it is tinged with a little sorrow. Its golden richness speaks not of the innocence of spring, nor the power of summer, but of the mellowness and kindly wisdom of approaching age. It knows the limitations of life and its content.

 Lin Y-tang

 

To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned summit, and see behind you the deep valley stretching miles and miles away, and before you other summits higher and whiter, which you may have strength to climb, or may not. Then you sit down and meditate and wonder which it will be.

 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

 Don Marquis

 

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

 Groucho Marx

 

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.

 W. Somerset Maugham

 

No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there! I shake the world with the might of my voice, and walk --handsome, twenty-two year old.

 Vladimir Mayakovsky

 

Men of my age live in a state of continual desperation.

 Trevor Mcdonald

 

If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.

 Margaret Mead

 

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

 Golda Meir

 

Not till the fire is dying in the grate, Look we for any kinship with the stars. Oh, wisdom never comes when it is gold, And the great price we paid for it full worth: We have it only when we are half earth. Little avails that coinage to the old!

 George Meredith

 

Don't just count your years, make your years count.

 Ernest Meyers

 

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

 John Milton

 

We are not limited by our old ages; we are liberate by it.

 Stu Mittleman

 

Minds ripen at very different ages.

 Elizabeth Montagu

 

Nature should have been pleased to have made this age miserable, without making it also ridiculous.

 Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

 

Someday you will read in the papers that Moody is dead. Don't you believe a word of it. At that moment I shall be more alive than I am now. I was born of the flesh in 1837, I was born of the spirit in 1855. That which is born of the flesh may die. That which is born of the Spirit shall live forever.

 Dwight L. Moody

 

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.

 Arthur E. Morgan

 

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.

 John Mortimer

 

I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.

 Eddie Murphy

 

In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don't know, but they do.

 Patricia Neal

 

The older you get the stronger the wind gets -- and it's always in your face.

 Jack Nicklaus

 

How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell us we ought to get over. Yet most bad habits are tools to help us through life.

 Friedrich Nietzsche

 

My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our Cabernet stage.

 Peggy Noonan

 

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

 John Nuveen

 

Here, with whitened hair, desires failing, strength ebbing out of him, with the sun gone down and with only the serenity and the calm warning of the evening star left to him, he drank to Life, to all it had been, to what it was, to what it would be. Hurrah!

 Sean O'Casey

 

The old -- like children -- talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!

 Eugene O'Neill

 

When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity -- but actually it's about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial.

 Joyce Carol Oates

 

Study until twenty five, investigate until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance.

 Sir William Osler

 

One of the most important phases of maturing is that of growth from self-centering to an understanding relationship to others. A person is not mature until he has both an ability and a willingness to see himself as one among others and to do unto those others as he would have them do to him.

 Harry A. Overstreet

 

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