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He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

 Bill Dana

 

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

 Rodney Dangerfield

 

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

 Clarence Darrow

 

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it!"

 Doris Day

 

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

 Daniel Defoe

 

Keep on raging -- to stop the aging.

 The Delltones

 

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths --your abilities and your failings.

 Gerard Depardieu

 

I am thirty-three -- the age of the good Sans-culotte Jesus; an age fatal to revolutionists.

 Camille Desmoulins

 

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. [Reflecting on his former status as a teen idol]

 Matt Dillon

 

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those who are forced to eat the bitter bread of dependency in their old age, and find how steep are the stairs of another man's house. Wherever they go they know themselves unwelcome. Wherever they are, they feel themselves a burden. There is no humiliation of the spirit they are not forced to endure. Their hearts are scarred all over with the stabs from cruel and callous speeches.

 Dorothy Dix

 

Who soweth good seed shall surely reap; The year grows rich as it groweth old, And life's latest sands are its sands of gold!

 Julia C. R. Dorr

 

It is not how old you are, but how you are old.

 Marie Dressler

 

Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.

 Lawrence Durrell

 

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.

 Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.

 George Eliot

 

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

 T. S. Eliot

 

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count.

 Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

 Sigmund Z. Engel

 

If youth knew; if age could.

 Henri Estienne

 

Life begins at 40 -- but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

 William Feather

 

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

 Dorothy Canfield Fisher

 

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

 Benjamin Franklin

 

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

 Peter Gabriel

 

An important antidote to American democracy is American gerontocracy. The positions of eminence and authority in Congress are allotted in accordance with length of service, regardless of quality. Superficial observers have long criticized the United States for making a fetish of youth. This is unfair. Uniquely among modern organs of public and private administration, its national legislature rewards senility.

 John Kenneth Galbraith

 

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.

 James A. Garfield

 

Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

 Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 

Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice, at least, that Americans ought to view with sympathy. For they appear to be the only people who share it with us. I mean our worship of the antique. I do not refer to beauty or even historical association. I refer to age, to a quantity of years.

 William Golding

 

Women over fifty already form one of the largest groups in the population structure of the western world. As long as they like themselves, they will not be an oppressed minority. In order to like themselves they must reject trivialization by others of who and what they are. A grown woman should not have to masquerade as a girl in order to remain in the land of the living.

 Germaine Greer

 

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

 John Greier

 

It really costs me a lot emotionally to watch myself on-screen. I think of myself, and feel like I'm quite young, and then I look at this old man with the baggy chins and the tired eyes and the receding hairline and all that.

 Gene Hackman

 

The value of old age depends upon the person who reaches it. To some men of early performance it is useless. To others, who are late to develop, it just enables them to finish the job.

 Thomas Hardy

 

A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.

 Corra May Harris

 

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

 Jane Harrison

 

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood--Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

 Goldie Hawn

 

Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this.

 Benjamin Haydon

 

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

 Harry Hershfield

 

Every man who has lived for fifty years has buried a whole world or even two; he has grown used to its disappearance and accustomed to the new scenery of another act: but suddenly the names and faces of a time long dead appear more and more often on his way, calling up series of shades and pictures kept somewhere, "just in case," in the endless catacombs of the memory, making him smile or sigh, and sometimes almost weep.

 Alexander Herzen

 

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