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LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



Marriage is the foundation of the family and the family is the foundation of society: if we

strengthen marriage, we strengthen the family, we strengthen the children and we

strengthen the community. If your goal is to help improve the world, marriage is as good

a place as any to start.

Diane Sollee, Grand Rapids Family Summit, 1998


The three stages of love and marriage:

You don't know em, but you love em.

You know em, and don't love em.

You know em and you love em.



Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

-- John Heywood


Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.

-- M. Hirschfield


A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

-- Sacha Guitry



Motto for the bride and groom:

We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.

Phyllis Koss


Let the wife make her husband glad to come home and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Martin Luther


ACCEPT  -  the secret of a good marriage.







- Unknown


Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.

-- Fr. Jerome Cummings


Two souls with but a single thought,

Two hearts that beat as one.

-- Fredrich Halm


I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."

-- Mike Binder


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

-- David Bissonette


Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. --Montaigne


Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning

the dance rather than finding the right dancer.

Paul Pearsall


My heart is ever at your service.

William Shakespeare


Love means never go to bed angry. A couple in love stay up and fight.

-- Stuart Macfarlane


Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each

other but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery



Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy -

it's supposed to make you married.

Frank Pittman


One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....

-- Robert Boynton


If love is blind, why are red satin undies so popular?

Stuart Macfarlane



My wife is always moaning. She says I don't listen to her.  At least I think that's what she said.

Stuart Macfarlane


Advice to the groom:

Always walk hand in hand. If you let go, she'll shop.

Stuart Macfarlane



Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.

-- Madame de Rieux



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