Cat quotes, posters and printsA cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.~~Sarah Thompson
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.~~George Mikes
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. ~~ John Dobbin
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. Winifred Carriere
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.~~Paul Gray
Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! ~~ Michelle Gardner
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~~ Gary Smith
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say. ~~ Matt Groening, 1993
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. ~~ Pablo Picasso
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. Will Cuppy
If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. Martin Buxbaum
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular.~~Helen Thomson
One must love a cat on its own terms.~~Paul Gray
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. Missy Dizick
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. P. G. Wodehouse
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. Wesley Bates Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Anonymous
With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.~~George Mikes
You can't help that. We're all mad here. ~ The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland You own a dog but you feed a cat.~~Jenny de Vries Choose from our brilliant selection of cute and lovable cat posters.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Check out our cheap posters and t-shirts |
|
Not find what you want? Check out the other categories: animals, humor, love & romance, dogs, art nouveau, hot models, movies, music, sport, television, art, photography, travel and vintage posters. |
More info :
| Humor Websites |
| Marry an Ugly Millionaire |
| Weird Websites |
| Insane Humour |
| Weird eBay |
| Funny Jokes Online |
| MOCKERY |
| Bizarre Webcam |
| notMENSA |
| Articles on Posters |
| fine arts posters & prints |
|
Quotations |
|
|