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Children's
quotes, jokes posters and prints
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's
life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if
there are men on base.
~ Dave Barry
I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the
trough.
~ Diogenes
I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a
house, I go out through a window.
~ Steven Wright
If help and salvation are to come, they can only come from the children, for
the children are the makers of men.
~ Maria Montessori
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my
father taught by example in one week.
~ Mario Cuomo
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from “Thank God it’s
Friday” to “Thank God it’s Monday.” If any working mother has not
experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
~ Ann Diehl
If a child is to keep his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship
of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy,
excitement and mystery of the world we live in.
~ Rachel Carson
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out
what they want and then advise them to do it.
~ Harry S Truman
I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study
mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history and naval
architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting,
poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
~ John Adams
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
~ Milton Berle
Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy. Happiness is the
atmosphere in which all good affections grow.
~ Thomas Bray
Never have children, only grandchildren.
~ Gore Vidal
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~ Erma Bombeck
No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.
~ Amy Leslie
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
~ Plato
Children's Jokes:
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was?
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God! ."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and
looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at
it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the
pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the
young boy's voice, he answered:
"I think it's Adam's suit!"
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