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A lawyer was opening the door of
his BMW, when a car suddenly careered around the corner and hit the door,
ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
complained angrily about the damage to his precious car.
"Officer, look what they've done to my beautiful Beeeemer!!!" he moaned.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder
where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!" |
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Books on
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Law for Dummies
Book Description
Do you know your legal rights and responsibilities if you’re
buying or selling a home, applying for a job, or getting a divorce? Are you
baffled by the legalese used in contracts, insurance policies, warranties, and
other documents? If you want to protect both yourself and your family from the
many legal problems that have become commonplace in today’s society, you don’t
need a law degree—all you need is a basic understanding of the law.
Whether you’re a consumer, employee, or small business owner, Law For Dummies
will help you discover your legal rights, responsibilities, and obligations in a
wide range of areas. Best of all, this friendly guide will also improve your
understanding of how to use laws without resorting to attorneys! You can use
this book to answer specific questions about the law as it relates to particular
areas of your life or you can use it as a guide to low-cost or no-cost sources
of legal advice, including government agencies and nonprofit organizations.
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